truth of Ash's past-cont.

His tail swayed and water splashed on the mirror. "Oops… did not mean to do that." He got dressed, "better go get Ash for his dinner, he probably missed me." He headed once again to Raditz's apartment. In the hallway he ran into King Vegeta. "Good day your majesty." "Good day or good night in this case. Did you and Broly get your computer fixed?" "Yes I and Broly fixed it." "Good tell me have you seen my son?" "No sir," he said to himself, 'and hopes not to.' "I just got out of the shower and I am going to get Ash." "Okay, if you see him, tell him I am looking for him." "Will do," he said and King Vegeta dismissed him.
At last he reached Raditz's apartment. He rang the doorbell and raditz answered it. "There you are dumbshit, Ash has been crying for his dad for an hour. I am lucky not to have the prince up my ass." "I am sorry I had to take a shower before I picked up Ash so nothing would get broken." "Alright, just get him before my head explodes." Turles walked into the living room and Ash's brown eyes lit up. "Daddy!!" "Come here little one." Ash got on his feet, took one step and plopped on his butt. So he then crawled over to his dad. Turles scooped him in his arms, "I missed you Dynamite what have you been up to with Raditz?" "Noffin we sweep and waditz ork on computer." "Was he nice to you?" "Nope." "What?!?" "Just kidding dada." "Good cause I would kick his ass if he was not. Anyway, ready to go home?" Ash nods his head and his tail hits dad in the head. "Ow…" Ash just laughs. "Well let us go home now," Turles turns to Raditz, "how much money do you want?" "200 dollars." "My ass!!" "Fine 25 dollars." Turles reached into his wallet and pulled out a twenty and a five. "There happy now?" "Yes, later Dynamite." "Bye uncle raditz." Then Turles scoops up Ash's toys and was out the door. "So did Raditz feed you or was he being too lazy?" Ash looked at his dad and then his stomach growled. "Well I guess your stomach answered that question for me." So just then they got to their apartment and went inside. Turles took Ash to the kitchen and set him in his highchair. Then he grabbed a bottle, filled it with formula, heated it and grabbed Ash. They walked into Turles' room and he lies with Ash in his arms on the bed. He sticks the bottle in Ash's mouth. About twenty minutes later Ash finished his bottle and was sound asleep. So Turles got up and took Ash to his crib. Then Turles looked at the clock and it was 10:32 pm. So he decided it was his turn to go to bed. But he went into the living room and decided to check his mail before he went to bed. He signed on to his screen name saiyanturles248 and saw he had four emails. They were from King Vegeta, Raditz, Broly and Dillia. So he opened the one from King Vegeta first. It read….

Turles,
Tomorrow is house inspection day. Also Frieza's coming to check my progress, so please keep Ash under control. For his safety and mine please keep him under control. If he causes any trouble, you and I could be fired or worse and we don't want that. Okay so have everything in order.

Sincerely, King Vegeta

"Man that sucks ass, I hate it when Frieza comes. He's never seen Ash before; I wonder what he is going to think." Turles deleted his message and opened the one from Raditz. It read…..

Hey dickhead,
Did you hear Frieza's coming tomorrow? I really don't like Frieza that much he is creepy. You should have heard Prince Vegeta when his father told him he went nuts. He was like why the hell is he coming? It was hilarious to see. His father smacked him in the mouth when he said hell. Anyway Ash left one of his toys at my apartment, so come pick it up tomorrow before you know who comes. Later man,

Raditz

Turles deleted that one and opened the one from Broly.

Turles,
Do you have the disk with everyone's profile? I need some information on someone; do not ask. If you do please bring it to my apartment after Frieza stops by. Later man,

Broly and Crystal
'Who the hell is Crystal?' Turles thought to himself. Then he remembered that Broly had said something about getting to his girlfriend. "Whatever," he said and deleted his email. Then he opened the last one from his wife. It read….

Hey baby,
How are my babies? I hope you and Ash are doing okay. I am doing fine Earth is such a beautiful and magnificent planet. King Vegeta wrote me in an email saying Frieza is coming tomorrow to check on him. Also he said I have one more month on Earth and I can come home to see you. So tell Ash I love him and I will let you go Turles. I love you so much.

Love Dillia (ps here's my picture)

At the bottom was a picture of her like she promised. She was dressed in human clothes. She had on a pair of tight jeans, a pink tank top, and her tail was wrapped around her bare waist. Her hair was dyed blonde instead of brown like it was before she left.
"Why did my wife dye her hair blonde?" Turles muttered to himself, "Do not tell me she is turning into an earthling…" He turned off the computer and went to bed.


The next morning Turles is awoken by Ash at 11 am. He rolled over, "I can not wait until Dillia gets home so I can sleep." He got up, got dressed and went into Ash's room. The infant was standing, using the bars to support himself. "Let me guess you are hungry?" Ash's stomach let out a big growl. "Yep I should have known." He picked up the baby and carried him into the kitchen. He warmed up a bottle of formula and started feeding Ash. About ten minutes later he was finished and Turles burped him. He then let out two enormous burps! Then the door bell rang, "uh oh I hope it is not the prince." He opened the door, it was the king. "Good morning Turles, I knew that you would be awake. I came by to say that Frieza called earlier and said he is not coming because something came up." "That is good; I was scared what he was going to think of Ash." "To tell you the truth, me too. The house inspection thing is off too. I was just going to do that because of Frieza." "Okay sir thanks for telling me." "No problems have a nice day," he walked down the hallway. The other side of the hallway Turles heard yelling, "Come on, let us go see who is getting in trouble. He shut the door and went to where the yelling was. Guess who it was? Prince Vegeta! "I swear if you ever cuss me out again I will smash you up even more then I just did, got it?" "Yes sir," the other guy, a low class saiyan yelled. "Now say goodnight." "Goodnight," and Turles heard his head go through the wall. Then the door opened and Prince Vegeta walked out. He saw Turles and gave him a dirty look, "you go in there and I will kick your ass too." He turned and walked to his room. Ash, not knowing any better, stuck up his middle finger at Prince Vegeta. "I saw that you little dipshit," he said and went into his room. "Man Dynamite you and him do not like each other do you?" "No he fucker!" "Okay you need to stop hanging around with Raditz." "What about Raditz?" Turles turned around to the see the man himself. "You taught him those cuss words." "Did not dipshit." "Dipshit," Ash repeated. "See? Stop it." "Okay asshole." "Asshole" Ash repeated again. Turles then slapped Raditz in the back of the head, "stop that." "Ow sorry man, I can not help it." "For my sake and yours you had better. My wife is going to kill me for teaching him this." "It is not your fault, he is just like a parrot he repeats what he hears." "So what? Just try not to say cuss words." "I will try but it is not easy." "You had better," Turles formed a ball of energy in Raditz's face. "Okay okay I will not, do not have a cow." Turles puts down the energy, "okay see you later." "Wait you want to come over and see my woman?" "Since when do you have a girlfriend?" And when were you going to tell me?" "Just now and what is that supposed to mean? Are you telling me I can not get a girl?" "I'm not telling you to cut your hair." "Turles I am lower class but I can still kick your ass." "No you can not and sure we will come over. I want to see this girlfriend. I am sure she is very ugly." "Is not asshole!" "Asshole," Ash repeated. Turles was about to hit Raditz and he cowered, "sorry it slipped. Just do not talk about my girl she is not ugly." "We shall see," and they went to Raditz's apartment. He opened the door and Turles saw stuff everywhere. "Man you are such a slob. I am glad you have a woman now." "Not a slob, just lazy," he walked through the mess to the couch. "So where is she?" Turles finally reached the couch with Ash. "Casey can you come here?" "Give me a minute." A few minutes later she came out and Turles was stunned. She was about 5'8" and looked hot. She had blonde-brown hair, brown eyes, a good tan and a nice body. Her belly button and both ears pierced. Raditz saw him looking and slapped Turles, "stop looking you are married and have a child she is mine." "I know but she looks familiar." "I was a stripper but is now a waitress," she turned to Raditz, "who is your friend?" She then sat on his lap. "Casey this is my annoying pain in the butt friend Turles and his son Ash." She held out her hand, "nice to meet you." "Same here," and he shook hers. Then she looked at Ash, "aww isn't he cute?" Ash then let out a big fart. "Eh… men," she got off of Raditz, "nice to meet you but now I have to get ready for work." She went into the shower and the guys heard the water start. "Let's go look at her," Turles suggested. "Do not even think about it," Casey said from the bathroom. "She is a psychic forgot to warn you," Raditz said seeing Turles confused look. "Okay, I still have to give something to Broly so we will chat later." "Okay smell you later." "Yeah…later." Then they left, "man daddy married the wrong person." Ash looked at him madly like "hmp!!" Turles saw, "but do not get me wrong I love your mother to death. Without here you, Ash Satoshi, stronger then the prince, would not be here." Then a smile came across Ash's face. "You are going to pay for that remark," Turles turned around and saw the prince. "Um sorry sir I did not me…" he did not finish his sentence because the prince punched him in the gut. He fell to his knees and Ash fell to the ground. "U…h...," Turles stuttered. "I may be weaker then your son but at least I can still beat your ass." He stepped over Turles(rather on) and continued down the hallway. It took Turles a few seconds to regain his eyesight and balance. He stood up and fell against the wall. When he finally got his balance he picked Ash up and they were off to Broly's apartment. He rung the bell and Broly answered it on the second time, "hey what happened to you?" "Dada got beat up bawdy," Ash answered. "Whatever you; I got punched in the gut by you know who." "Oh, what did you piss him off again?" "Reminded him Ash was stronger then he is." "Duh dipshit you should have known better. Come on in." Turles came through the 10 foot door and went to the living room. "I brought you the profile disk you wanted." He took out a three ½ floppy and gave it to him. "Thanks so much man." Then a woman came into the living room, "who is it baby?" "My bud Turles and his kid Ash." He turned to Turles, "dude this is my girlfriend Crystal." She was 5'5" with brown hair, blue eyes and looked good like Casey. She did not have her bellybutton pierced but her ears were. "Nice to meet you," and they shook hands. "Same here," Ash extended his arms out to Crystal. She looked at him, "aww hi little guy." "Hi," he answered. "Can I see him?" "Sure and he handed Ash to her. (He did not fart like when he met Casey because he liked Crystal) She took him into the kitchen, Ash's favorite place. (She was making Broly's breakfast because men can not cook and she was afraid to let Broly touch the stove) The two men were having a manly conversation. (Whatever they talk about…I do not know and do not care) At 12 pm Crystal brought Broly his meal. "One deluxe platter for you and a sweet baby for you," she handed Ash to Turles. "Thank you better take him home and give him his lunch, later," and they leave. Turles and Ash walk down the hall and surprisingly do not run into the Prince. "Wow that is a miracle," he said as he opened the door to his apartment. It was quiet and empty, "good, now let us go get some food." They go into the kitchen, "dad first then you. You always get all the attention and I get the pain." "Yeah, Prince Fucker beat you up all the time." "Hey number ones watch your mouth and two he did not beat me up." "Whatever dada." "Uhp… you want any food at all?" Ash puts his head down on his hands. "Good boy I love you," he gave him a kiss on the forehead. Turles reheats the stuff from the fridge, "men I wish Dillia were here so she would cook for me like Casey and Crystal does for their men." Ash looked at his dad. "And I can not order out because all of the money is for you. What about me huh? I helped make you." "Nobody cares; all bout me," Ash said and just smiled. "Better wake up from that dream Dynamite. You are starting to sound like the Prince." "Ew gross," Ash stuck out his tongue. "Tell me about it, I would dread being his father." Ash did not say anything but nods. Then his stomach let out a huge growl. "Eh okay it is your turn," he puts his dishes in what he called a sink (you can not see it with all the bottles and everything else) "Man I really need to clean or I will be sleeping on the couch when Dillia gets home." He sits the infant in his lap and feeds him. Ten minutes roll by and Ash is done. It puts him to sleep, "good my chance to clean." He lays him in his bed and puts a cover on him. "Sleep well, and long please??" (It is about 12:50) So Turles starts his "spring cleaning" with his room. Ash wakes up at 1:30 Turles is still cleaning his room. To make things worse he left the door open so Ash crawled off the couch and out the door. Incidentally, or was it? He went into the Prince's room. Then he went around admiring and touching things as he went; breaking it. Of course Ash was laughing and having a good old time (He is a baby, he does not know any better but his father will: D)
At 2:00 Turles finishes his room, "wow who knew all that stuff was there. It definitely looks better." He went to the couch and saw no baby. "Oh no…Dynamite?" he called but no answer. Then he spotted the open door, "oh shit!" He went into the hallway, "Ash?!?" he started calling. No answer so he tried again, "Ash!" "Dada?" he saw Ash coming from Prince Vegeta's room. "Oh holy crap; please tell me you did not." He picked Ash up and looked into the Prince's bedroom. It looked like a F4 tornado just ripped through that area (hence Super Chaos) to make matters worse, the devil himself was coming down the hall. "Come on maybe he won't notice." Turles ran into the apartment and locked the door. Prince Vegeta got to his room and guess what he did? He screamed so loud the whole ship heard him. "I think he noticed," Ash said. Next moment there was a loud bang at the door. "Of course we are always the first suspects." "Open up I know this was your fault!!" Turles ran and put Ash in his crib, "pretend you are asleep." "Kay," Ash smiled. Turles then ran to the door. He tried to only open it a little but Prince Vegeta kicked it open, sending him back hard. "Alright, where is he so I can strangle him?!?" "Sleeping, what is wrong?" "Turles stop being a dumbass like you are; your stupid baby destroyed my room!!" "But how do you feel?" "Uh…" he ran into Ash's room and Turles followed, saying to himself, "please be asleep…" To his disappointment Ash was using the bars to hold himself up chanting at Vegeta, "I broke your stuff ha ha!" Obviously the Prince was not happy about that. "Uh, take this," he formed a small energy ball and threw it. Ash's eyes started glowing blue and the blast was disintegrated. "Crap, I forgot you are stronger then I am. I am…. I am…. Telling my dad on you!" The prince ran out of the room. "Well problem one solved now here comes problem two." As soon as he said that he heard the king stomping down the hallway. "Well Ash have you met problem two, the king?" Then King Vegeta entered his son at his side. "Turles? Grab your child and come to my office." He and his son left the baby and his father. "His office? I have not been there since my incident with Raditz." "Dada in trouble?" "Yes for what you did to Prince Vegeta's room." "Oops... It was fun." "Yeah now it is time for daddy to have fun," Turles picked up Ash and went to King Vegeta's office. A servant closed the door as Turles sat down. The prince had his own little boss chair just like his fathers. He was facing Turles but his father was turned facing the wall. Then the king turned and he did not look happy. He slammed his fist on the desk, almost breaking it, "all of his stuff destroyed! Tell me how it happened Turles." "Well sir I fed him and he fell asleep. So I put a cover on him and went to clean. I accidently left the front door opened so he crawled out and went into the Prince's room. I am so sorry." "Stop groveling low life moron," the Prince said. "That is enough out of you son," the king said and the prince went quiet. Out of the blue Ash's eyes started glowing blue (he fixed Prince Vegeta's room) and then he returned to normal. "What the hell?" the king asked and the Prince ran out. He then returned, "My room is fixed father." Then all eyes fell on Turles. "Ash used his psychic powers I guess." The king went to his window, "hm…I guess that solves that problem; that one." He turned back around, "but there is your punishment." Turles looked at the ground. "For leaving your door and leaving him, Dynamite, alone I sentence you to one hour in the torture room." Turles jumped up, "sir you can not do that!" "I am the King I can do whatever the hell I want!" Turles sat back down defeated. "Now leave Ash with Raditz or Broly and report downstairs immediately is that understood?" "Yes sir," Turles said, looking at the ground. "Now get the hell out of my sight!" Turles left with Ash the door slammed behind them. "Man I know where the Prince got his temper from." Turles headed to Raditz's apartment. He rang it and Raditz didn't answer. Second time Casey answered, dressed in her work uniform, "hello Turles, looking for Raditz?" "Yeah." "He is in the bedroom but he is sort of…drunk." "I can not leave Ash with a drunken Raditz." "Smart move; guess not all men are assholes." "Right… later." H left one way and she left the other way. Turles went to Broly's apartment. He answered right away, "uh huh?" "Can you watch Ash? I was summoned to the torture room." "Ouch… what did Dynamite do this time?" "He completely destroyed the Prince's room because I left the front door opened." "Well duh dumbass." "I know; will you watch him?" "Of course Crystal will be delighted." "Thank you, I got to go." He turned to Ash who was getting sleepy. "I am doing this because of you. Daddy still loves you very much." "Daddy going to be there the rest of his life if he does not hurry," Broly cut in. "Shut up I know," he gave Ash to Broly and was on his way downstairs. While he was in chains he thought, 'where are you Dillia? I need you' then everything went black….


An hour of torture went by for Turles. On the contrary Ash slept like a baby. A bell rang downstairs and the torture was over. "Nappa, carry him to his place." "Yes sir," he threw an injured Turles over his shoulder and went upstairs. He reached the apartment and busted the door down. They went into the bedroom and Nappa threw Turles on the bed. He then left the unconscious man there and left. The alarm clock flashed 3:42 pm. Our hero's father woke up at 4:01 pm. "Uh…" he sat up slowly. He then grabbed the phone and dialed Broly's number. "Hey Broly here." "Hey… it's Turles. How is Ash?" "Just woke up, little guy slept the whole time; now crystal is feeing him." "Okay I will be there probably at 5:00. I have to heal before I come and get him." "Alright, get well soon." "Thank tell Ash I will see him later." "Okay man," and they both hung up. Turles hung up the phone and just fell back on his pillows. "Man one month and my wife will be home. That way she can be responsible for Ash so I don't get much pain." He moved his arms and they hurt like crazy. About 4:40 Turles was up and back to his old self again. He got up and went into the kitchen. Somewhere he got the strength to do the dishes and clean the kitchen. Turles saw the clock, it said 5:21. "I have enjoyed my break but I guess it is over." He walked out of his apartment and runs into Raditz. (Who is now not drunk) "What is up man? Where is Dynamite?" "Man you miss everything. Ash got me in trouble I got sent to the torture room and now I am going to get him." "Sorry I and Paragus went to get a few drinks." "I know Casey told me because I wanted you to baby sit Ash." "Whatever, how was I supposed to know?" "Hey we will talk later I have to go and get Ash." "Alright smell you later." "Shut up, that sounds so gay when you say that." "Who cares what you think? Not me that is for sure." Turles just kept walking without responding. Raditz shrugged and went to where he was going. Turles got to Broly's and rang the bell. Crystal answered, "Hey Turles. Ash is watching TV with Broly." "Thanks for taking care of him for me." "No problem, he is such a cute baby. "Thank you," Turles walked into the living room. Ash looked up and saw his dad. His eyes lit up and his tail started wagging uncontrollably. Turles picked him up, "how's my boy been?" Ash snuggled on his dad's chest armor, "guess you missed me." "Damn straight he said. "Damn straight," Ash repeated. Turles slapped himself in the head, "now he is repeating you; Dillia is definitely going to kill me." "Sorry, who else is he repeating?" Broly asked. "Raditz. The strange thing though he only repeats the cuss words." "Maybe he just wants to have fun. He is only a baby; he doesn't know." "You are right. Besides Dillia never cusses so he won't repeat it unless you guys are around." "I can control myself but it's Raditz you should worry about." "I know. Anyway I have to go I will talk to you later." Turles takes Ash and they leave. They go to their apartment and waste hours watching cartoons. (Ash's favorite) Then the clock in the living room strikes 9 pm. Turles looks at Ash, who is sound asleep. He takes him to his room and lays him in his crib. Then he gets a bottle and puts it right next to him. "Goodnight my baby boy," he turns off the lights and leaves. While in the living room he checks the door to make sure it is shut and locked. Then he turns out all the lights and goes into his room. He gets undressed and climbs into his empty bed. "Honey please comes home, I need you," he says to himself and goes to sleep. END